Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Sherlock Holmes

Oh, Sherlock Holmes. Yes, it's a little bit like Fight Club meets Batman meets Bourne Identity (without Matt Daaaamon.) It's absolutely an updated version and not true to the original vibe of Sherlock Holmes at all, but... hey... it's Robert Downey Jr. and that other guy.

If you missed my love fest of Robert Downey Jr.:



Yes, Robert Downey Jr., hot male Hollywood conservative. A liberal is probably thinking, how can a gorgeous man like that be a conservative in Hollywood? I'll let you read his confession and you be the judge if he is conservative.

"I have a really interesting political point of view, and it’s
not always something I say too loud at dinner tables here,
but you can’t go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage
to a penitentiary and really understand it and come out a
liberal. You can’t. I wouldn’t wish that experience on anyone
else, but it was very, very, very educational for me and has
informed my proclivities and politics every since."


I think the video below, starring Robert Downey Jr., pretty much sums up coming out of the conservative closet in Hollywood. Just instead of Tobey Maguire giving lustful looks and holding hands, replace him with the R.N.C.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Captain "Max" Morgan



We all know the story of the intoxicated Max Baucus and then he claims he wasn't drunk. That it's all part of a "vast right wing conspiracy." Yeah... sure buddy. To quote Rhett Butler from Gone With the Wind, "Don't get yourself airs. I know you drink on the quiet and I know how much you drink. You think I care if you like your brandy?" Seriously, though, it makes so much more sense why the health care bill sucks besides it being socialist garbage.

H/T: MT Pundit

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Lord Christopher Monckton



Wow... quite frankly, I've never heard of this man before but he put down the boomstick to a global warming zombie in the video above. Lord Christopher Walter Monckton, 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley, was an advisor to Margaret Thatcher and a British politician, business consultant, policy adviser, writer, columnist, inventor and hereditary peer. Not sure what that last one is but I'm sure it's something fancy and I'm also sure that Wikipedia hates him...

Wikipedia Picture:


H/T: discman

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

West Point Soldier

My favorite part, though, is the serious guy in the front.



H/T: MT Pundit

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Christmas Cards for Wounded Soldiers

When doing your Holiday cards this year, take one card and send it to this address.

A Recovering American Soldier
c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center
6900 Georgia Avenue,NW
Washington,D.C. 20307-5001

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Global Warming has Jumped the Shark



H/T: HotAir and thanks to Ronald Lincoln for the picture.

I bestow upon you my favorite Al Gore video... ever.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

Friday, November 13, 2009

Cap and Trade Bedtime Story

Alright, dads... this is a perfect bedtime story for the wee ones.



H/T: Swoose

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Happy Veterans Day!!

Thanks to our men and women who have served in our U.S. Armed Forces. Happy Veterans Day!!


cute2 Pictures, Images and Photos



The song above reminds me of our Veterans. But, if that's too mushy mush, the video below is Marisa Miller on a Harley-Davidson. ;)

Friday, November 6, 2009

Fort Hood's Hero: Kimberly Munley



As we learn more about what happened yesterday at Fort Hood, I am very thankful for Kimberly Munley. She is an absolute hero, she was kickin' ass and taking names. Here is her bio on Twitter:

"I live a good life....a hard one, but I go to sleep peacefully @ night knowing that I may have made a difference in someone's life."


Thursday, November 5, 2009

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Ain’t No Party like a KRLA 870 Townhall 2009 Party?

I was at the KRLA 870 Townhall 2009 that had speakers Michael Medved, Dennis Miller, Dennis Prager, Kevin James and Larry Elder. It was like being Victoria Secret’s semi-annual sale with unlimited cash. All the conservative men and eye candy my eyes could see. But, the belle of the ball, or at least in my SNL alumni fanatic eyes, was Mr. Dennis Miller. The crowd inside the townhall meeting were very interactive. The kind of crowd that makes movie watching great or a sports game. I picture most of them yelling at the television or radio when they hear something that is false or pisses them off. I love that kind of passion, so it was a fun lively gathering to be a part of. There was one specific protestor, with stereotypical crazy hair, bad smell, wild eyes that had a sign that said Israel caused 9/11.

The panel was asked what scared them more than Halloween about this administration. Dennis Miller was lighthearted and said that he wasn’t scared because President Obama’s Administration has caused a backlash in this country with tea parties and whatnot. Miller said that the “proof is in the pudding” and that one can simply point to our economy and current status to show that liberalism and President Obama’s tactics are not working. However, Dennis Miller said that if conservatives don’t win in the 2010 elections that he will be “scared shitless” and socialism is here. Dennis Prager said that the problem is that when liberals are in office, we can never retract the social programs they put into place and essentially the damage is done even if we get a conservative in power for the next go round.

They were asked who their favorite columnists were and they couldn‘t name themselves or anyone on the panel (narcissism fail.) Larry Elder said Thomas Sowell, Dennis Miller said Mark Steyn and Dennis Prager said someone who is I’m sure a really great columnist but I didn’t hear because I was noticing what nice loafers Dennis Miller had on. Curse you… Attention Deficit Disorder!

Dennis Prager and Larry Elder mentioned that they were interested in running for office, specifically against Senator Barbara Boxer, but that Carly Fiorina is the most likely going to be the Republican who goes up against her. They mentioned the White House’s “war” with Fox News and Dennis Prager made an interesting observation. He said that it seemed like a good idea to the Obama Administration because they only talk amongst themselves. Meaning, Democrats get advice from fellow Democrats so everything seems like a good idea when everyone else is agreeing. Dennis Miller said that they picked on the wrong “straw man.” Miller said that Roger Ailes makes Rahm Emmanuel look like a lamaze instructor wearing a cup.

On that note, here is a picture of Dennis Miller, my sister Drew, and me.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Fox News is a Slut says the Town Whore



As a disclaimer, I am not a Fox News connoisseur. It's nothing personal, I just prefer to read the news on websites as opposed to watching it on television or hearing it on the radio. Sometimes I dibble dabble with liberal websites to remind myself as to why I'm conservative.

This leads me to the attack on Fox News from the Obama Administration and the liberal media. Why on God's green earth do they feel so threatened? This is the thing, Fox News is different. She's the girl who doesn't bob her head to everything the teacher says and instead she offers the class the opposing view. She's the girl who doesn't want to buy a prom dress and go with the Homecoming King like the rest of the girls who are in awe of him.

That's why she's watched because she is original. As C.S. Lewis wrote, "if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it." Yeah, she's weird sometimes and creepy once in a while. However, she's alluring. She's Fox News, the new counter-culture.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Representing Los Angeles: Jay Leno

After that horrible display of baseball last night, yes... I'm talking to *you* Dodgers, I was glad to see someone who represents Los Angeles is doing their job. I'll get over it, but it's a healing process. I think I may need a beer summit with Joe Torre, and he can invite Tommy Lasorda, just in case it gets ugly. Oh, and I'm adopting the Yankees.



H/T: Swoose

Monday, October 19, 2009

The Swiss Are Packing Guns?

Who knew the Swiss are bitter gun clingers? I always thought of the Swiss to be neutral pansy asses, so I'm happy to be proven wrong in this case. At the NRA website it states, "The Swiss own two million firearms, including handguns and semi-automatic rifles, they shoot about 60 million rounds of ammunition per year, and 'the rate of violent gun abuse is low.'"

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Steven Crowder Raps?

I didn't see this coming and it makes me wonder if he's trying to steal thunder from the Young Cons. I keed, of course.



Bonus Track: Andy Samberg and "Throw it to the Ground"

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Happy Birthday Margaret Thatcher!!

Today is Margaret Thatcher's birthday. I don't usually like to write/blog about the fairer sex, being that my blog is about my fascination with conservative males. However, she truly represents the classy, witty, intellectually beautiful conservative woman. Margaret Thatcher makes my heart proud. Here is a classic Margaret Thatcher moment:

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Zo, SNL, and Donut



Including cutie pie cat Donut at the end was pure genius.



Friday, October 9, 2009

Steven Crowder in a Bear Costume...

At least now I know what he does in his private time and it probably involves puppets. Great point about school vouchers, especially since Democrats always claim to be the party of "choice."

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Michael Moore





Personally, I liked his older video where Steven Crowder massaged a cheeseburger on his super-sized Michael Moore body. It had so much more liberal emotion.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Possible Opening Ceremonies for the 2016 Olympics in Chicago?

Maybe the teachers were having the schoolchildren practice just in case President Obama had the winning bid to have the 2016 Olympics in Chicago? I just wish this video would have had the "Mmm Mmm Mmm" song, it's waaay more catchy.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Hugo Chavez: Question and Answer




This is the gist of the video:

Question to Hugo Chavez: "Can you explain your relationship with President of Iran?"

Answer from Hugo Chavez: "...the people from Fox News are stupid. Not you, of course."

*********************

I picture a question and answer session with his Hugo Chavez's wife going something like this:

Hugo Chavez's wife: Where have you been?

Hugo Chavez: I never liked your mother. When she sings an angel dies. But, not you, of course.

*********************

The true test of a politician? The ability to not give an answer.

H/T: Breitbart

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Media Hypocrisy Test

I remember the mainstream media being outraged when President Bush was being compared to Hitler. Oh, wait... what? That's right, media outrage didn't happen when *that* President was being bashed.



H/T: Swoose

Thursday, September 24, 2009

The U.N. Special

Wow... where to begin? President Obama made sure to say, "For those who question the character and cause of my nation, I ask you to look at the concrete actions we have taken in just nine months. On my first day in office, I prohibited without expectation or equivocation the use of torture by the United States of America. " Personally, I think it would have been more amusing if he would have said, "On my first day of office, I prohibited without expectation or equivocation the use of caterpillars by the United States of America." Our version of torture is laughable in comparison to the torture methods used in other countries. Rest assured though, President Obama has protected those who wish death upon us from those vicious caterpillars.



President Obama also said, "America intends to keep our end of the bargain. We will pursue a new agreement with Russia to substantially reduce our strategic warheads and launchers." Hooray!! We are going to lead the world into getting rid of nukes and we'll do it with lollipops!?!? Maybe they didn't get the TPS Report that the world won't even follow our lead with Al Gore's Global Warming restrictions, especially India. What makes President Obama think the world will follow our lead with nuclear weapons?



Then... the gem of comedy gold... de facto leader of Libya, Muammar Gaddafi. After hearing his incoherent rant, that lasted 90 minutes, it made perfect sense to read that he comes with a traveling tent. What freak show doesn't? I think we can all have a teachable moment from this, maybe the U.N. should have music play people off like the Academy Awards? Or maybe a "wrap it up" blinking sign?

H/T: Left Coast Rebel

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Crowder on UC Berkeley and Zo on ACORN

Crowder goes to UC Berkeley and is within smelling distance of hippies:

You can find more of Steven Crowder's conservative antics on YouTube and Twitter.


Zo talks about the nuttiness of ACORN:

Also, Zo's very macho Macho Sauce Productions can be found on YouTube and Twitter.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Relationship Between MSM and ACORN Explained

This scene in the movie Tombstone best explains the relationship between ACORN and the Mainstream Media. Many wonder why on earth the MSM isn't covering the ACORN story? The MSM is portrayed by Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) and ACORN is played by Ike Clanton and Curly Bill. To be "fair" to the Mainstream Media, this is the beginning of the movie. Later, Wyatt Earp grows a spine and does his job. Let's hope the Mainstream Media does the same.



Also, maybe the most embarrassing is Charles Gibson. I found his comments on the ACORN scandal to be repulsive. His fake laugh and claiming he "doesn't know anything." Yeah... sure buddy... maybe pokers just not your game?

Governor Schwarzenegger: Dumbbell Finder



H/T: Swoose

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Liar... Liar!!

If Joe Wilson was going to interrupt, he should have gone full force "liar" a la Princess Bride.

Friday, September 11, 2009

In Remembrance of Lance Richard Tumulty




On September 11, 2001, at age 32, Lance Richard Tumulty was one of the victims lost in the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center. Lance was a tender, loving husband, doting father and friend to many. He left behind his wife, Cynthia, and his two little girls, Sara and Caroline. Lynne Devlin wrote about Lance, "Lance loved life more than most people I know. He lived life to the absolute fullest, doing everything from hunting, to motorcross, fishing and skiing. I think Shawn said it best at the funeral though, it was more than that - Lance got into your soul. His enthusiasm was more than I've ever encountered." Kate Hamm wrote, "I always knew when Lance was around because the first words out of his mouth were 'Hey Baby!'" Susan Barricella wrote, "...Lance was a fun and outgoing person, who made everyone around him feel at ease." Lin Miller said, "Lance had the biggest heart of anyone I knew. He had a tough exterior, but when you needed anything, you didn't even have to call. He would help."

He was deeply in love with his wife Cynthia. Lynne Devlin wrote, "I used to love the way Lance looked at you, like no one else in the world existed." Lance's mother-in-law said, "He was a great dad, a great, great dad." From the moment they came from the hospital, Lance adored and cared for his children. Jim Michaels wrote, "We remember the love we saw in Lance's eyes for you and your daughters, but most of all we remember Lance's humor and his ever present smile." Lance's daughter Sara was talking about her father and said, "I was hoping the angels would have brought him back to me, but the angels brought him straight up to heaven instead."


A letter from Lance's college friend:

March 31, 2004
Dear Cynthia & girls,

I knew your dad a very long time ago....actually he was my Mom's savior many years ago....

My name is Kristy Brennan (then Rodgers) and I knew your Dad when he drove a black Mustang and played football when he was in college! I can't believe 3 years have gone by and I am just finding this out tonight. I don't know how I didn't know sooner. There is sooo much I want to say - so many of the things are so true...Lance had a way of getting into your heart right away - he would have done anything for anyone ... at anytime - at any point.

See - if it wasn't for Lance I would have never graduated from College. At that point - my Mom was dying from Cancer and Lance would drive me back and forth from Glassboro to Perth Amboy & back again for our games.....If it wasn't for Lance - I would have never graduated (I hated Stats - Economics & Finance) - Lances favorites!!

See - I have so many "not important" memories but things that have changed my life forever - Thanks to Lance & I wanted you to know.

MY mom too is in heaven & I am sure she met Lance at the gates - she loved how big he was & she loved his hugs more than anything.

Cynthia - I remember I spoke to Lance once after you were married (he LOVED you more than anything !) when he called me to see if I wanted a job working with him....we lost touch somehow after that - not sure how ... but we did!

I just wanted you to know how much Lance meant to sooo many people & like you I have a daughter - Emmy is only 6 - and I am sure the girls have his smile!

I wish you the best always & if there is anything I could ever do for you or your daughters - please let me know ....

All my Love - Kristy
~
Kristy Rodgers (Brennan),
Pottstown, Pennsylvania

9/11

Monday, September 7, 2009

Feminists Should Be Pro-Life

If feminists were really concerned about women and their health, they would be against abortion. The side effects of a legal abortion can cause life long mental and physical health problems and in rare cases death. Women face a number of possible physical complications as a result of legal abortion, including hemorrhaging that requires a transfusion, perforation of the uterus, cardiac arrest, endotoxic shock, major unintended surgery, infection resulting in hospitalization, convulsions, undiagnosed ectopic (tubal) pregnancy, cervical laceration, uterine rupture and death (Source: Warren Hern, "Abortion Practices," J.B. Lippincott Company, Philadelphia, 1990, p. 173 ff.)

Research published in the British Medical Journal concluded that women who abort a first pregnancy are at significantly greater risk of depression. An average of 8 years after their abortions, married women were 138 percent more likely to be at risk of long term clinical depression than similar women who carried their unintended first pregnancies to term. (Source: Reardon D.C., Cougle J.R., "Depression and Unintended Pregnancy In the National Longitundinal Survey of Youth," British Medical Journal, January 2002, 324:151-152.) After an abortion, women can experience psychological reactions such as guilt, regret, nervousness and difficulty sleeping. (Source: J.R. Ashton, "The psychosocial outcome of induced abortion," British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology, December 1980, 87:1120-1121.)


In The Bedford Anthology of World Literature: The Ancient, Medieval, and Early Modern World, Beginnings -1650 that "...many anthropologists believe that women were central figures in this life... women were the childbearers, the nurturers, and the principal tenders of crops." Women were the central figures because they were honored for their fertility. When did having babies become a burden? Or as President Obama said about his girls, "If they make a mistake I don't want them punished with a baby." How does this "progressive" stance of ending the life of a baby help/benefit women? The truth is abortion doesn't help or benefit women. Abortion doesn't solve the "problem" it just creates new health and mental problems for women to deal with. The true feminists are the ones who cherish what women were blessed with, the miracle of giving life.


Thursday, September 3, 2009

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The Government Can

Mayhaps Tim Hawkins is a new Man Pants addition?
Welcome aboard, sir, welcome aboard.



H/T: MT Pundit

Monday, August 31, 2009

An Oldie but Goodie

You can find more quotes from General Tommy Franks here.
This one is my favorite:

Friday, August 28, 2009

Air America's "Tweet Watch" on Conservatives about Ted Kennedy

I've been "flagged" by Air America on Twitter and on their website. They said they are "calling me out." Okay... now what silly liberals?
I just hope they don't want to eat my finger.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Birth Control under ObamaCare

Life According to Meg Meg

I'm getting so very excited about the release of Meghan McCain's new book, when she will finally be recognized as one of the great Republican thinkers of our age. If I had to guess what Meghan McCain's book will look like, I'm thinking it will look similar to this.



The Foreword is by Perez Hilton with his clever photoshop pictures and drawings.


Chapter 1: Do You Know Who the F%&* I Am?

Chapter 2: Ann Coulter is the Great Satan Because She Doesn't Like My Daddy

Chapter 3: I Rock Because I Am the Only Republican in the World with a Homosexual Friend. Everyone Else is H8ters!!

Chapter 4: Michelle Malkin is Lame Because I Have More Twitter Followers

Chapter 5: I Like Sex and McRibs... Nom Nom Nom

Chapter 6: I'm "Edgy" Because I Criticize Republicans

Chapter 7: Sarah Palin... but Enough About Her... Let's Talk About Me

Chapter 8: The Older Republican Generation Who Have Fought Wars and Stuff... Should Be More Like Me To Win the Hearts of Liberals

Monday, July 27, 2009

Happy Birthday Dad!!

Dad,

I just wanted to let you know how much I love you. Even though I think Mom and you can be a little wacky sometimes, God knew what He was doing when He placed me with you. I couldn't have asked or prayed for a better Dad.

Thank you for taking all of us to the park. I have childhood memories that still make me laugh. I thought you were so awesome when you showed us that using wax paper makes us go faster going down the slides. You knew the importance of children having fun in the sun and it was probably the only time of my life that I had a healthy tan.

Thank you for reading to me and for being a creative teacher. Dr. Seuss is still one of my favorite authors because of you. I know that I probably wouldn't have won some of my Writing Celebration awards in elementary school if it wasn't for you. I'm very thankful that I would rather pick up a book than anything else.

Thank you for taking me to Grandma's house. I have memories of us playing cards surrounded by meats, Dutch cheeses, and lots of chocolates. I learned how to play cards at an early age and was very blessed to know my Grandma. Her stories were some of the funniest stories I have ever heard and have inspired me to tell my children stories at bedtime.

Thank you for always encouraging me to sing. You would turn on the video camera and ask me to sing a song. Even though I didn't sing very well, you made me feel like a star. You were my number one fan, even when I was off pitch.

Thank you for being a Dad I could respect and admire. I think you are very intelligent, excellent with money, creative, fun and kind. You are always very thoughtful in conversation and I always perk up my ears when you have something to say.

Thank you for being an awesome example of Christianity. You show a sincere love for God and He has changed your life. When I think of God's work here on earth, I think of you and how He made you strong enough to overcome an addiction. In all things, to God be the glory.

Thank you for being my Dad and for all of my memories, love, advice and encouragement. Thank you, Daddy.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Man Pants?

Not exactly sure how this video fits with my blog because I don't necessarily want to claim him on this outburst. Plain and simple, it just makes me laugh. Thus, I bestow upon you a high pitched hissy fit starring Glenn Beck. You're welcome.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Wussification of the American Male: A Story Told By YouTube Videos

I know the idea of "Wussification" of the American male is getting more exposure, just like the "Manification" of the American female. Nothing exposes the Wussification of the American male more than a comparison of pop culture, now and then. There once was a time when men had some respect in pop culture. You think I jest? Watch and see, youngling. However, it should be noted that your odds of getting a non-wussified manly man are greatly increased with conservative men. They are a rare and beautiful breed of men that have somehow survived feminists and pop culture.


T.V. Dads


Then... appropriately named Father Knows Best:


Now... Homer "drool" Simpson:



Male Movie Fight Scenes


Then... kick ass John Wayne in McLintock:


Now... pansy waists Colin Firth and Hugh Grant in an elegant cat fight in Bridget Jones Diary 2:



Men and Marriage


Then... Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans:


Now... Al Bundy and Married With Children:

Steven Crowder, Canada, and National Health Care... Oh My!!

Steven Crowder exposing the government health care system in Canada. If I knew French I would tell Steven, "Vous ĂȘtes une bĂȘte magnifique d'un homme." I hope that translated correctly. Hee... hee... hee...



Oh, and the bonus track: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog in Canada

Friday, July 10, 2009

Mitt Romney: A Tale of Two Choices



By God, Willard Mitt Romney is a handsome fellow with dashing soap opera-like peppered gray hair. Some of my fellow conservatives had problems with him last election. However, I did not. One of their minor complaints? His change on abortion and whether or not he would truly be pro-life once in office. Our dearly loved Ronald Reagan did the same. I'm thinking it was a comfort that at least he was conflicted on the issue, which can not be said about President Obama. President Obama's record on abortion is consistently anti-fetus. He doesn't want his daughters "punished with a baby" and is spending our tax dollars, in a recession, to fund abortions overseas.




What I like most about Mitt Romney? His super dreamy eyes like Davy Jones... just kidding. No, I like that he seems very competent about the economy. Mitt Romney understands that spending and splurging doesn't get the country out of the recession unlike the current administration. As Frank J. from IMAO wrote, "When Michelle Obama was on Sesame Street, do you think the Count explained to her how spending doesn't reduce the deficit?" Who knows? In the end, Mitt might save us all ...I keed, of course.

Friday, July 3, 2009

A Man Pants FAIL

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is teh FAIL

Best line from the priest, "Many of us are praying that he goes into a more silent mode." But, what I'm wondering... could he take Meghan McCain with him on his quest for silence? Or Perez Hilton? Ahhh... let's be realistic, having Sanford, Meg Meg, and Perez Hilton understand the importance of being silent is a pipe dream, but a lovely one.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Shut Up, Mark Sanford
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorJason Jones in Iran


H/T: Hot Air

Oh, and the bonus track, the Sanford and Maria in Argentina love song. Weeping for soulmates is optional...