Sunday, May 31, 2009

Abraham Lincoln

I have confirmed that Abraham Lincoln is an intensely hot conservative male. I know what you’re thinking… wait… what?... Abraham Lincoln? Yes, honest babe Lincoln.

First off, he was a doting father. Who needs this picture when a conservative woman has the real thing? Where some unmerciful feminists have to stage pictures in books and brow-beat their men into submission, conservative women have manly men who choose to do the right thing. The book states, “…unlike most men of the day, Lincoln played a big role in helping to raise his small children. This was so unusual that it drew comments from townspeople. He spent a lot of time playing with Willie and Tad. He read to them, gave them rides on his shoulders, and towed them around in a toy wagon.” I had to read that again... late at night... with some chocolate.

Sure, he could have been more Man Pants about Mrs. Lincoln’s over the top spending . But, Abraham Lincoln handled it like a conservative husband usually does, with sarcasm and wit. After Mary Lincoln had lavishly redecorated their house Abraham Lincoln said to a neighbor, “Stranger, do you know where Lincoln lives? He used to live here." A liberal male would have taken you to a store that he thinks is trendy, pushed you out of the way in line, so he could buy his overpriced horribly awful jeans and whatever else is the latest fashion trend.

Thank God for conservative men like President Abraham Lincoln, a doting father and witty husband.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Young Con Anthem

Yes, ladies, it's what the world has been waiting for... young conservative men who rap. They are like a Conservative's Bizarro Worlds Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake. Is it wrong that I like these guys? I'm thinking these young conservative men, who I shall refer to by their street names "Stiltz and Serious C", are my new guilty pleasure. Sorry, Dos Equis Man. Their allure is unexplainable, but I think it's for the same reasons why I like puppies.

H/T: Hot Air

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Happy Belated Birthday John Wayne!!

Ahhh... John Wayne... actor, director, producer, and a kick-ass conservative.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

My Guilty Pleasure: Dos Equis Man

My gut feeling on Dos Equis Man's political views is I think he's a conservative. How can you be the most interesting man in the world and be liberal? That's an oxymoron at its best. He doesn't approve of sissy stuff like rollerblading and tight pants, which we all know who does.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Steven Crowder Saturday - It's Getting Crowdered In Here

Ahhh... Steven Crowder. =) How can he not give you warm fuzzies? I highly recommend his collection of videos. Here are some of my favorites:

Monday, May 11, 2009

My Beef With Meghan McCain

As a Conservative Republican Woman, my beef with Meghan McCain is not because she has a big juicy ass. I have always defended her curves and will continue to do so. It’s not because she supports gay marriage, tweets Perez Hilton, and is a “socially progressive” Republican. It’s not because Meghan has beef with Ann Coulter over an emotionally fueled argument over her Daddy. I have minor issues with Ann Coulter as well. My beef with her is not because I’m sexist. It’s not because of a gender gap or I’m bullying a little girl because Meghan and I share the same age bracket. It’s not because Meghan cusses, many girls of my generation do. My beef with Meghan is not because she’s a girl with strong opinions. I have absolutely no problem with her ideas and/or lack thereof.

My beef with Meghan McCain is she adds very little to the Republican party and attacks it from within with her own finely tuned blog version of friendly fire. The topics she writes about, specifically her latest blog about the GOP not being hip on sex, reaffirms the MSM’s lies that the Republicans are outdated. She writes exactly what a liberal Democrat journalist would write. There is absolutely nothing new, constructive, or refreshing about her opinions about the Republican party as a “young insider.” Meghan McCain has/had such an opportunity to use her cute looks, attitude, margaritas and famous last name for the good of the Republican party. Instead, she chose the dark side of the force because they have cookies and book deals. *sigh*

Also, this latest temper tantrum doesn't help.

H/T MT Pundit