I'm getting so very excited about the release of Meghan McCain's new book, when she will finally be recognized as one of the great Republican thinkers of our age. If I had to guess what Meghan McCain's book will look like, I'm thinking it will look similar to this.
The Foreword is by Perez Hilton with his clever photoshop pictures and drawings.
Chapter 1: Do You Know Who the F%&* I Am?
Chapter 2: Ann Coulter is the Great Satan Because She Doesn't Like My Daddy
Chapter 3: I Rock Because I Am the Only Republican in the World with a Homosexual Friend. Everyone Else is H8ters!!
Chapter 4: Michelle Malkin is Lame Because I Have More Twitter Followers
Chapter 5: I Like Sex and McRibs... Nom Nom Nom
Chapter 6: I'm "Edgy" Because I Criticize Republicans
Chapter 7: Sarah Palin... but Enough About Her... Let's Talk About Me
Chapter 8: The Older Republican Generation Who Have Fought Wars and Stuff... Should Be More Like Me To Win the Hearts of Liberals
So, basically, they’re all crazy and spending too much on shrinks. Interestingly, the amount of these Obama-lovers needing mental health treatment balloone...