The U.N. Special

Wow... where to begin? President Obama made sure to say, "For those who question the character and cause of my nation, I ask you to look at the concrete actions we have taken in just nine months. On my first day in office, I prohibited without expectation or equivocation the use of torture by the United States of America. " Personally, I think it would have been more amusing if he would have said, "On my first day of office, I prohibited without expectation or equivocation the use of caterpillars by the United States of America." Our version of torture is laughable in comparison to the torture methods used in other countries. Rest assured though, President Obama has protected those who wish death upon us from those vicious caterpillars.



President Obama also said, "America intends to keep our end of the bargain. We will pursue a new agreement with Russia to substantially reduce our strategic warheads and launchers." Hooray!! We are going to lead the world into getting rid of nukes and we'll do it with lollipops!?!? Maybe they didn't get the TPS Report that the world won't even follow our lead with Al Gore's Global Warming restrictions, especially India. What makes President Obama think the world will follow our lead with nuclear weapons?



Then... the gem of comedy gold... de facto leader of Libya, Muammar Gaddafi. After hearing his incoherent rant, that lasted 90 minutes, it made perfect sense to read that he comes with a traveling tent. What freak show doesn't? I think we can all have a teachable moment from this, maybe the U.N. should have music play people off like the Academy Awards? Or maybe a "wrap it up" blinking sign?

H/T: Left Coast Rebel