Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Fox News is a Slut says the Town Whore

As a disclaimer, I am not a Fox News connoisseur. It's nothing personal, I just prefer to read the news on websites as opposed to watching it on television or hearing it on the radio. Sometimes I dibble dabble with liberal websites to remind myself as to why I'm conservative.

This leads me to the attack on Fox News from the Obama Administration and the liberal media. Why on God's green earth do they feel so threatened? This is the thing, Fox News is different. She's the girl who doesn't bob her head to everything the teacher says and instead she offers the class the opposing view. She's the girl who doesn't want to buy a prom dress and go with the Homecoming King like the rest of the girls who are in awe of him.

That's why she's watched because she is original. As C.S. Lewis wrote, "if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it." Yeah, she's weird sometimes and creepy once in a while. However, she's alluring. She's Fox News, the new counter-culture.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Representing Los Angeles: Jay Leno

After that horrible display of baseball last night, yes... I'm talking to *you* Dodgers, I was glad to see someone who represents Los Angeles is doing their job. I'll get over it, but it's a healing process. I think I may need a beer summit with Joe Torre, and he can invite Tommy Lasorda, just in case it gets ugly. Oh, and I'm adopting the Yankees.

H/T: Swoose

Monday, October 19, 2009

The Swiss Are Packing Guns?

Who knew the Swiss are bitter gun clingers? I always thought of the Swiss to be neutral pansy asses, so I'm happy to be proven wrong in this case. At the NRA website it states, "The Swiss own two million firearms, including handguns and semi-automatic rifles, they shoot about 60 million rounds of ammunition per year, and 'the rate of violent gun abuse is low.'"

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Steven Crowder Raps?

I didn't see this coming and it makes me wonder if he's trying to steal thunder from the Young Cons. I keed, of course.

Bonus Track: Andy Samberg and "Throw it to the Ground"

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Happy Birthday Margaret Thatcher!!

Today is Margaret Thatcher's birthday. I don't usually like to write/blog about the fairer sex, being that my blog is about my fascination with conservative males. However, she truly represents the classy, witty, intellectually beautiful conservative woman. Margaret Thatcher makes my heart proud. Here is a classic Margaret Thatcher moment:

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Zo, SNL, and Donut

Including cutie pie cat Donut at the end was pure genius.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Steven Crowder in a Bear Costume...

At least now I know what he does in his private time and it probably involves puppets. Great point about school vouchers, especially since Democrats always claim to be the party of "choice."

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Michael Moore

Personally, I liked his older video where Steven Crowder massaged a cheeseburger on his super-sized Michael Moore body. It had so much more liberal emotion.