Baby Got Back

Because it's Friday and I like to laugh, I give you this picture. This is Shakira with the Mayor Phil Gordon (D) of Phoenix, Arizona. Aaaand the Creepy Award goes to...



H/T: Exurban Jon

Lady Gaga?

Confident in their manhood? Oh YES.

Slideshow: Soldiers Reunite With Families

Sweet, sweet pictures.

Save the Pubs in the UK!

For more information on this issue you can find it here with Cubachi. All I know is that if the pubs are gone from Ireland... God help us all.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Hollywood Sign

Governor Schwarzenegger announced on Twitter that there was enough money raised to preserve the land surrounding the Hollywood sign.


I couldn't help myself and wondered if he also found weights while he was there.

Boobquake

Yes, it's boobquake. I will be joining in this cause but will not show any pictures... because I'm like that.

Book of the Day because it made me laugh:

This. is. awesome.

President Ronald Reagan, Tommy Lasorda, and Marines... oh my!! As a HUGE Dodger fan, it doesn't get any better than this. Okay, maybe if godiva chocolate was falling from the sky.



H/T: Tommy Lasorda

Remember November

Awesome video. Check it out.

H/T: Hot Air

World Watch 2010

Pop Up Video: Democrats Edition

I loooved the Pop Up Videos from VH1. If you ask me random crap from random videos, I will likely know... oh yes... I will know. If not, there is always google.



H/T: Hot Air

Ma'am?

Nervous laughter? Check. Feigned excitement? Check. I feel like I've just encountered Senator Barbara Boxer on a horrible blind date and now I want my money back.



H/T: Crooklyn Conservative

Allen West for Congress

Wowowow.

Another example of the difference between conservative men and liberal men.



H/T: allahpundit

President Obama vs. Cookie Monster... who you got?

On Easter Sunday, a day to eat the heads off of chocolate bunnies and overdose on candy, there was one monster noticeably absent from all the fun at the White House. Cookie Monster apparently did not get an invite and the usual suspects from Sesame Street did. Cookie Monster handled it the way any celebrity of his stature would, he tweeted his outrage.

Cookie Monster, "Me not invited to Easter Egg Roll at White House. Me okay wit dat. Me rather get invited to gingerbread house anyway."

Cookie Monster should have expected this especially since First Lady Michelle Obama launched the War on Fat Kids. Maybe it's because of his flamboyant lifestyle of high sugar, his slurred speech, or his protruding belly? My question is, aren't we all a little like Cookie Monster?

We Can See November From Our House

H/T: Drew on Twitter and on Myspace <--Yes, people are still on there.

Don't Tase Me Bro

I know this is "old" but in light of the current tea party crashers, it just seems fitting.

Reagan vs. Obama

H/T: Swoose

It's All in the 'Stache

Awww... yeah. I wish them all the best. First, because I love beards and mustaches. Second, I dig their creativity. If it works I might consider trying to grow one as well... don't... judge... me... times are tough.

Mustache Advocacy Group Seeks Tax Break

ST. LOUIS (AP) -- It's time that mustached Americans got in on the stimulus money. At least that's the proposal being pushed by tax policy professor John Yeutter and the St. Louis-based American Mustache Institute. The tongue-in-cheek group dubs itself "the world's only facial hair advocacy and research organization."

On the eve of the deadline to file income tax returns, the professor and the AMI are pushing for a $250 annual tax incentive for people with mustaches. The funds would be used for mustache grooming supplies.

The AMI said the current system "provides a disincentive for the clean-shaven to enjoy the mustached American lifestyle."

The AMI said the stimulus money could be used not only for trimming instruments but for wax, combs and mirrors.

President Obama's Ball Drop Part Deux

President Obama's defense policies feels like a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Paper beats rock? Yep, that never made sense to me either.

Daisy Scouts offer troops cookies at BIA

BANGOR, Maine — Though many of the troops that passed through Bangor International Airport on Friday evening had been through the troop greeter experience before, none had ever been handed a box of Girl Scout Cookies.

H/T: Slublog's Greenroom Post at Hot Air

This song reminds me of our Military. These girl scouts in the article did remember them:

Blind Marine Re-Enlists

But Wednesday, Bradford, 23, made Marine Corps history, becoming the first blind double amputee to re-enlist. In keeping with service tradition, Bradford was honorably discharged and allowed to say a few words as a civilian before re-enlisting.

“I'm paving the road for the rest of them who want to stay in but think they can't,” he said. “I'm ready to get back to work.”

Glenn Beck on Paul Ryan: We don’t need another John McCain

Full story is here via The Right Scoop.



H/T: The Right Scoop

President Ronald Reagan

The Closest I Will Ever Get To Liking Country Music

...besides Johnny Cash. :)

Hater Deluxe. Zo Reads Some Hate Mail

Easter Carol Song

The Odds Are Beyond Statistical Impossibility…

from Drew

...yet Jesus did it. Jesus fulfilled the hundreds of Old Testament prophecies concerning “Messiah”. Mathematician and scientist Peter W. Stoner concluded that the probability of one person fulfilling just 48 of the over 300 prophecies was one chance in a trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion (Science Speaks: Scientific Proof of the Accuracy of Prophecy and the Bible). Hundreds of years before Jesus was born, the Old Testament foretold signs of the coming Messiah. These prophecies created a fingerprint only the true Messiah could fit. Against astronomical odds, Jesus – and only Jesus throughout all history – matched this prophetic fingerprint.



The following are a small sample of Old Testament Scriptures of Messianic prophecies fulfilled in Jesus (the Old Testament reference is noted first; with Jesus’ fulfillment of the prophecy in the New Testament written next):

The Messiah will be born of a virgin – Isaiah 7:14; Matthew 1:18-25, Luke 1:26-35

The Messiah will be born in Bethlehem – Micah 5:2; Matthew 2:1, Luke 2:4-7

The Messiah will enter Jerusalem riding a donkey – Zechariah 9:9; Matthew 21:1-11

The Messiah’s first spiritual work will be in Galilee - Isaiah 9:1-7; Matthew 4:12-16

The Messiah will make the blind see, the deaf hear – Isaiah 35:5-6; Matthew 11:3-6, John 11:47

The Messiah will be betrayed by a friend – Psalm 41:9; John 13:18-21

The Messiah will be sold for 30 pieces of silver – Zechariah 11:12-13; Matthew 26:15, Matthew 27:3-10

The Messiah will be hated without a cause – Psalm 35:19, 69:4; John 15:23-25

The Messiah will be beaten, mocked, and spat upon -Isaiah 50:6; Matthew 26:67, 27:26-31

The Messiah will be crucified with criminals – Isaiah 53:12; Matthew 27:38, Mark 15:27, Luke 23:32-33

The Messiah will be pierced through hands and feet – Psalm 22:16; Luke 23:33, 24:36-39, John 19:18, 20:19-27

The Messiah’s bones will not be broken (a person’s legs were usually broken after being crucified to speed up their death) – Psalm 22:17, 34:20; John 19:31-33,36

The Messiah will be raised from the dead (resurrected) – Psalm 16:10-11, 49:15; Matthew 28:5-9, Mark 16:6, Luke 24:4-, John 20:11-16, Acts 1:3, 2:32

The Messiah will ascend to heaven – Psalm 68:18; Luke 24:51, Acts 1:9, 2:33-35, 3:20-21, 5:31-32, 7:55-56, Romans 8:34, Ephesians 1:20-21, Colossians 3:1, Hebrews 1:3, 8:1, 10:12, 12:2, 1 Pet 3:22

The Messiah will come before the destruction of Jerusalem (which occurred in 70AD) – Daniel 9:26; Jesus and His apostles spoke of this event in prophecy: Matthew 24:1-2, Luke 21:24, Deuteronomy 28:49-52

The Messiah will be rejected – Isaiah 53:3; Matthew 27:20-25, Mark 15:8-14, Luke 23:18-23, John 19:14-15

PEOPLE WILL HEAR AND NOT BELIEVE - Isaiah 53; John 12:37-40

April Fools from the NRSC