Just in time for Father's Day! Personally, I think the Yankee Candle Company should call them "Mandles." The candles come in four different scents:
Man Town™ – Escape to the man cave with this masculine blend of spices, woods and musk.
First Down™ – This combination of orange, patchouli, vetiver and leather is as exciting as game day.
Riding Mower™ – Hot sun. Cool breeze. And the intensely summery scent of freshly cut grass.
2 x 4™ – The warm, unmistakable scent of freshly planed wood and sawdust evokes a sense of confidence and quality.
I won't lie, I'll be in the store at some point to smell Man Town™. Come on... a "masculine blend of spices, woods, and musk." Yes, please.
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